in st andrews the traditional gown is a traffic light, halting even those who are accustomed to it by its sheer brilliance against the greyish, wintery sky.
that's not the only reason that the st.andrews undergraduate gown stands out: it's no ordinary gown but an actual physical embodiment of your own ignorance.
but don't worry, the years spent at the university set out to remedy this and as you become more intelligent the less you need be enveloped by it. as with any catwalk every year presents a new and fashionable way to wear your gown determining your respective year or academic subject.
with this t-shirt you can wear all trends at once and if you are a fourth year this t-shirt reads like a time line. we decided to put this t-shirt on red so that this way you can still stop traffic even if you're not wearing your gown.
